{"id":1494,"date":"2017-07-29T19:34:44","date_gmt":"2017-07-30T03:34:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/?p=1494"},"modified":"2018-09-29T16:07:43","modified_gmt":"2018-09-30T00:07:43","slug":"dooooh-walking-wounded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/?p=1494","title":{"rendered":"DOOOOH! Walking Wounded"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I have been meaning to bolt down the vise in my workshop for weeks as I did not like the idea of accidently knocking it off the bench. So of course while lining up the jaws to edge of the bench to bolt it down I accidently tip it off the bench and onto my foot. While the hemo-techicolor action has not kicked in yet I am sure I have at least one broken toe maybe two.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 2423px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170801_091216.jpg?resize=840%2C601\" width=\"840\" height=\"601\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1491\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170801_091216.jpg?w=2423&amp;ssl=1 2423w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170801_091216.jpg?resize=300%2C215&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170801_091216.jpg?resize=768%2C550&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170801_091216.jpg?resize=1024%2C733&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170801_091216.jpg?resize=1200%2C859&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170801_091216.jpg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Yep&#8230;Broken Toes!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>For now its time for some motrin, bourbon and ice.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170722_1931585038065865971306418.jpg?resize=840%2C1493\" width=\"840\" height=\"1493\" class=\"wp-image-1493 alignnone size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170722_1931585038065865971306418.jpg?w=2268&amp;ssl=1 2268w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170722_1931585038065865971306418.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170722_1931585038065865971306418.jpg?resize=768%2C1365&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170722_1931585038065865971306418.jpg?resize=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170722_1931585038065865971306418.jpg?resize=1200%2C2133&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/20170722_1931585038065865971306418.jpg?w=1680 1680w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<!-- Begin Yuzo --><div class='yuzo_related_post style-1'  data-version='5.12.81'><!-- without result --><div class='yuzo_clearfixed yuzo__title yuzo__title'><h3>More Stuff Like This<\/h3><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t  <div class=\"relatedthumb \" style=\"width:165px;float:left;overflow:hidden;\">  \n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <a  href=\"https:\/\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/?p=1244\"  >\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <div class=\"yuzo-img-wrap \" style=\"width: 165px;height:130px;\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"yuzo-img\" style=\"background:url('http:\/\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/imagescaler\/ace2c8333fe5436721be3247f2d8f272.jpg') 50% 50% no-repeat;width: 165px;height:130px;margin-bottom: 5px;background-size: cover; 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