{"id":134,"date":"2008-12-01T13:56:51","date_gmt":"2008-12-01T21:56:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/?p=134"},"modified":"2010-07-16T15:31:41","modified_gmt":"2010-07-16T23:31:41","slug":"wanted-new-mtb-modelbeer-sherpa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/?p=134","title":{"rendered":"WANTED: New MTB Model\/Beer Sherpa"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Avid Southern California Mountain Biker\/Website Owner seeks Mountain Bike Photography Model\/Beer Sherpa.<\/h2>\n<p>This is two-three month temporary position with the potential for migration to a full-time position.<\/p>\n<p>Applicant must possess ability to ride technical trails in backwoods remote enviroments.<\/p>\n<p>Must have a loose interpetion on the follow terms:\ufffd<br \/>\n&#8211; Lost<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Almost There&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Minor Flesh Wound&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;A Little Hike-A-Bike&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Perfect Cycling Trail&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Must have sound interpersonal communications skills required for dealing with rangers, land managers,\u00a0\u00a0locals and hot trail chicks.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Must possess a diverse knowledge and deep appreciation of North American Microbrews.\u00a0 Applicant must also possess ability and means to procur such libations. (Even in Utah)\u00a0\u00a0 Possessing a sense of humor on the suttle differences between an epic and a death march is a plus.<\/p>\n<p>Send resume, pictures of your female riding friends and six of your favorite\u00a0 microbrews to the following address:<\/p>\n<p>MountainBikeBill.com<br \/>\n4E01 Intense Rules Trail<br \/>\nNotarealplace, CA 92081<\/p>\n<p>If the brews and pictures pan out you will be promptly contacted by a member of the MountainBikeBill staff. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\n\u00a0Joking aside, I got some really bummer information today.\u00a0 One of my closest riding buds with whom I have done countless rides and numerous trips had a nasty crash over the Thanksgiving weekend.\u00a0 There are probably more pictures of Bill, AKA MrMountainHop online,\u00a0on my site than anybody else.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mtbbill.com\/cpg\/albums\/userpics\/10001\/photo-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: black 3px solid;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/imagescaler\/558d4a2c83688d769197009ca13e0fc1.jpg?resize=488%2C650\" alt=\"\" width=\"488\" height=\"650\" imagescaler=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/imagescaler\/558d4a2c83688d769197009ca13e0fc1.jpg?resize=488%2C650\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The place was <a title=\"Demo Forest\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/DemoForest07.htm\">Soquel Demonstration Forest <\/a>near Santa Cruz.\u00a0\u00a0 The place is a awesome place to ride and challenge yourself.\u00a0\u00a0 Bill has some folks in San Jose so he rides this place often enough.\u00a0\u00a0 The scene of the crime was one of the many jumps out there.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure which trail it was on yet, but Bill said if landed, it would have been his biggest jump yet.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mtbbill.com\/cpg\/albums\/userpics\/10001\/photo-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: black 3px solid;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/imagescaler\/183120d1409475d11217709a104ae9c3.jpg?resize=650%2C487\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"487\" imagescaler=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/imagescaler\/183120d1409475d11217709a104ae9c3.jpg?resize=650%2C487\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well the landing did not go well and his wrist took the worst of it.\u00a0\u00a0 This does not look good at all.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mtbbill.com\/cpg\/albums\/userpics\/10001\/photo-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: black 3px solid;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/imagescaler\/e76f6671ea0e760ced31c21274d068f8.jpg?resize=650%2C487\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"487\" imagescaler=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mountainbikebill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/imagescaler\/e76f6671ea0e760ced31c21274d068f8.jpg?resize=650%2C487\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ouch Ouch Ouch!\u00a0\u00a0 At least he is right-handed.\u00a0\u00a0 When I last spoke with Bill, he was about to go into surgery to get somethings put back in the proper spot.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Bill &#8211; 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